Day three. A dead horse.
Day three of following her scent, the lord of the dead is wearing a dead horse in a ditch. Then he notices what's between its legs.
"Do you mind if I try it out?" I asked the horse's ghost.
"Don't you dare go near my cock," the ghost shot back. "You've got your own, you dead old pervert. Show some respect, for Bondye's sake."
— The Baron & the horse